Post by liana2 on Jan 31, 2010 20:52:02 GMT -5
derek phoenix ray
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so, let's start off with the basics. what's your name?derek phoenix ray, baby. have you not heard of me before? that's alright cutie, because i'll tell you all about myself. i don't know why i got the lame ass name derek, with a fucking bad ass middle name like phoenix. what the fuck, i think my parents were druggies. oh, wait they are. okay that works.
oh, it's a nice name! now, would you mind telling us how old you are?i'm twenty one, and completely legal baby. i was born march twenty third, nineteen eighty eight. i know, i'm a bit old. but at least i can drink, lovely.
really? you look much younger! well, let's get started. first off, what are you on this tour?thanks cutie. you look perfect. i'm the vocals for party of three. i'm assuming you've heard of us, right? of course you have, that's why we're doing this! you're pretty cute---
oh! so how did you first get involved with batteries not included records?well me and my band have been together for five years, basically, so when the talent scout found us, they loved us instantly. so yeah, we're bad asses.
oh gosh, really? all right, so, how are you enjoying it so far?mhm, baby girl. i'm enjoying it just fine. i get to meet lovely girls like you all the time, so i'm in heaven.
that's great! so, what do you do in your free time when you are not working?i like to hang around with girls like you! and hang with my bros, of course. i smoke a bit, not as much as i used to, and drink.
oh, i love some of those too! looks like we have alot in common.mmm, i guess we do cutie. now how about i get your number---
so, how has your romantic past been?well, i dated this one girl for around three years in highschool. she was my first, i guess hah. but i chose my buds over her, and we broke up. long story short, i'm a whore now. so come here, pretty lady.
and what about now? is that any better? any different?ah, nothing really exciting going on right now. i can't wait to see that girl again, though--
oh, i see.. hmm... and, what would you say are your turn ons? do you have any turn offs?mm well a cute girl with a nice personality is all i'm looking for. annoying little girls piss me off too. i don't really have an specific turn ons or turn offs, to be honest with you, darling.
ooh, that's understandable, mhm. so, give us a bit of detail about yourself.i'm not your average guy. well, on tour i guess i am. i'm a douche, to say the least. i like to use people, to use things. it's basically my hobby. i don't like seeing people sad, though. i can't stand it seeing a girl cry, so i tend to stay away from relationships. it's easy for me to be influenced, as i fall for people quite easily. i'm straight, so i don't mean literally fall for them, i mean fall into their personality. i like to show people a fun time, even while being rude. i'm not an all around bad guy, though. even though i do bad things, i have a soft side. no one will ever fucking see it, though.
mhmm. well you sound like a fun young man. now, is there anything about your past?ah, my past. let me tell you missy, it wasn't that pretty. i grew up, i lived.. haha, no, i was just an innocent little boy, going to school like anyone else. i had an easy life, even with my parents being the stoners they were. they were basically rich ass lawyers, but wanted to live a quiet life style. fuck them, i mainly stayed out and partied. not at first, though. i met this little girl in ninth grade who basically changed my life. i really fell hard for her, and we dated for three years. after that, i met a few guys who changed me more. i started getting into drugs and shit, not very good haha. i basically left her for drugs. i've matured a bit, since then, but i still do some shit. and i still sleep around.
ahh.. all right, so. tell me some of the things you like.i like drugs. fuck man, i pretty much live off of drugs. but i also love some girls, you know? girls are just. mmm. god i am such a damn pig. i like nature, the wind and the trees. really love my family, even though they're all drugged out whores. and i love one girl. but she'll never know.i don't even know.
and what about dislikes?fucking hate annoying people. jesus christ, some people make me want to stab myself. and those commercials with fucking dumbshit people saying "i lost my car wtf am i going to do" oh jesus, GET A NEW DAMN CAR. and sodas. i don't buy sodas at fast food places because you pay two dollars for something with a twenty five cent cup and a fifty cent drink. stfu stfu. that pisses me off.
do you have any dirty little secrets you wanna share?i'm only here to use my ex, to be honest.
ooh, that is deeeeeep. well this interview is almost done, do you have anything else you want to say?i want to bone you?
so heyy, my name isjesusliana and i'm ninety four years old. i've been roleplaying for eighty years roleplaying, so i think i am pretty damn good. so, my character stole the face of yummy roger laporte, just thought you should know. oh, and also: this app is shittt thanks for reading! oh, and below is not my roleplay sample. :]
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