Post by parker xavier stevens on Dec 29, 2009 11:57:53 GMT -5
parker xavier stevens
so, let's start off with the basics. what's your name?uh, okay, so my name's parker. it's a pretty badass name...only, not really. i don't know, it's a pretty shitty name if you're trying to get nicknames out of it and that's all i'm saying....my full name's parker xavier stevens, i don't know what my mum was thinking. probably trying to original...or maybe she was just being lazy and chose a unisex name so she wouldn't have to think of two different names... yeah, it's probably the latter, to be honest. the rest of my name is okay though. it's nothing special.
oh, it's a nice name! now, would you mind telling us how old you are?are you serious? um, okay, haha. i'm twenty.....no, no, i really am twenty. um..and my birthday's thirty first of october. yeah, halloween. how hilarious. ha ha. it's just a coincidence, i promise you. i was born early!
really? you look much younger! well, let's get started. first off, what are you on this tour?hey lady, don't mock me for my height, why would i lie to you? i'm the bassist for the most badass band on the planet....or, at least, i like to think so. i'm the bassist for, all for dayna. we're pretty awesome. you should be jealous.
oh! so how did you first get involved with batteries not included records?well, uh, garret's ex girlfriend grace happened to be the head of photography at the record label, and she got a talent scout to check us out. he loved us, and got us signed a few months later...and here we are.
oh gosh, really? all right, so, how are you enjoying it so far?well, what's not to like really, haha? i mean, i get to play music.. and i get paid for it, and on top of all that, i get to do it with my best mates...even if they are all douches, aha. so yeah. we're only playing small clubs in la right now, but it couldn't be too much better.
that's great! so, what do you do in your free time when you are not working?uh, playing bass.. i mean, yeah, i do that when i'm working as well, but whatever. going to clubs and picking up hot girls...and hot guys, sometimes, haha. uhhh playing with kelley's sprog dayna...uh, going to the movies, hanging out with people...going to other band's concerts...haha, i think that's about it.
oh, i love some of those too! looks like we have alot in common.really? um,. that's nice. yeah, maybe we should hang out sometime, that'd be awesome, seeing as we're so similar...remember, my name's garret. just keep that in mind. come find me. don't take no for an answer!
so, how has your romantic past been?pretty shitty. hey, that rhymed, how awesome. but uh yeah. it could've been worse i guess. i've had a few relationships in the past....i think the longest was around.. a year? maybe? haha, it's quite astounding that said girl managed to last a year without cheating on me.
and what about now? is that any better? any different?uh....well, i guess? i don't know, haha. people call me a whore, but hey, i just like to have sex. a lot. with a lot of different people...i think i just contradicted myself there. but whatever! nothing's really going on at the moment. nothing important. nobody special. it's all good.
oh, i see.. hmm... and, what would you say are your turn ons? do you have any turn offs?turns on? umm... i like girls that are shorter than me? haha, that always helps. and a girl whose not afraid to stand up for what she believes....and someone who can cook. that counts, right? cause otherwise we'd be pretty fucked and would end up like, going out for takeaways every night....oh, and i guess a girl who is really into music is a plus as well. oh and if she has nice teeth...i mean, no offence or anything but if your teeth are horrible, i don't want to know! turn offs? um, when the girl's taller than me? haha. i don't know, that's just kind of a slap in the face....uh, and if a girl's really shallow and only likes to talk about herself, that's the most annoying thing i've ever seen - and if she expects you to like, compliments her all the time...oh, and you know, a big one's if she can stay faithful. yeah, that really does help, haha.
ooh, that's understandable, mhm. so, give us a bit of detail about yourself.you know, i'm sure it'd be much more worthwhile to actually get to know me instead of asking me to just talk about myself! i mean, i don't know how to describe myself,. haha. uh... i talk too much. you've probably already noticed that, to be fair, but yeah, i do. i don't know, it's not as if i talk about anything really, really important or life threatening most of the time... and it's not just because i like the sound of my voice, or anything, before you start going on about that...i just tend to get side tracked. i could probably carry on a conversation by myself for forever, and i'm not sure whether that' a good or bad thing, but let's go with a good thing, okay? um, i'm really opinionated as well. i mean, i don't force my opinions on people...but if you're talking to me about something and i disagree...i'm gonna tell you. that's it, i promise, haha. uhm...i say stupid things in the worst situations. i don't know whether it's just like, bad luck, or whether i'm just a dipshit, but i always say really stupid things in tense situations to lighten the mood... and guess what? yeah, IT DOESN'T WORK. please remind me about that the next time i go to lighten the mood. i should really just seal my mouth shut, it'd be so much easier! i flirt a lot...i mean, sometimes i don't even notice i/'m doing it, but whatever. i'm a lot of fun to be around apparently, but i reckon most of that is only because i'm up for anything...i'm an awesome person, most of the time, anyway!
mhmm. well you sound like a fun young man. now, is there anything about your past?thank you, i like to think so, haha. uh, my past is kind of boring. well, for most of it anyway.. so, i was born. to my parents. duh. their name's are daniel and karen, you know, if you actually care, haha. i also have an older brother, but he's not worth mentioning, trust me. he's only good for killing my pets, no joke. uh, so my life started off fairly boring. i lived in california for the first ten years of my life, which was awesome, it was always nice and hot haha. my dad bought me a bass when i was nine.....do you care about that? i'm not sure, i mean...oh, whatever. haha. so uh when i was ten i moved to los angeles. uh why? well , my dad got chucke into prison and my mum never liked california anyway so we packed up and moved away. it's alright in la, haha, i guess. so, you know, when i first started high school, i met the guys and we started up a band...it was nothing too serious at first, we were basically like 'oh, hey i'm bored, let's start a band'....and i guess that's it? my history isn't very interesting, i'm sorry!
ahh.. all right, so. tell me some of the things you like.you're beginning to sound like a dating agency, haha. that's really not a good thing, by the way, it's slightly creepy. well, okay...i like it when it's sunny. i mean, what's not to like about warm weather? nothing, that's what, haha. i like watching movies...and like, old disney movies. the new stuff is crap. i want to punch the jonas brother's in the face, i'm pretty sure even i could take them! i like sleeping...i don't get to do it too much, but my dreams are pretty badass most of the time, let me tell you! i like skittles...um, most sweets actually, and my dog, zero. um, yeah, i know, it's a weird name, but it's the same name as the dog out of the nightmare before christmas, i wasn't actually trying to crush his self esteem or whatever! um...i like halloween, but i might be slightly biased cause that's my birthday as well...but it's a pretty badass holiday anyway, so. i like sex! am i allowed to say that? okay, yeah, i like sex, who doesn't? and playing music so loud your eardrums burst...um, no, not literally. my eardrums are still nice and in one piece and all that other fun stuff.
and what about dislikes?i hate cold weather. it sucks ass. i mean, snow is okay, for a couple of days or something, but then it gets all slushy and yellow and looks like shit, and when you have snowball fights all you get hit with is ice, and it's stupid. haha, i also really hate people who mock my height. like, seriously. i mean, sure, kelley and garret do it, but i'm pretty sure they'd just ignore me if i told them to shut up...but i can put up with it for a bit. but seriously. i'm the perfect height for women at least, i don't tower above them, that's a good thing...right? i hate making new years resolutions, um, i never stick with them...does anybody? i don't think so. unless like, you make a new years resolution to like, stay alive all year...actually, that's an idea, aha. i hate hangovers, they suck, and homophobes...and rap music. seriously, who thought up that shit? it's .. well, shit. oh, oh, and people who preach at me! i mean, it's not like i listen anyway half the time...but it's really annoying! like, do you not have anything better to do than hate on me for something i choose to do? i'm pretty sure...well, some of them must. i don't like meat... that's probably why i'm a vegeterian..probably. but yeah, i don't like meat. i don't like porcelain dolls either. they're really, really creepy. why do people like them? the just kind of...stare at you. and they're really easy to break as well..they're such a waste of space! you could probably buy so many more worthwhile things with the money you spent on that creepy ass doll. i hate tripping over....and weird teenybopper bands...and really tall girls.
do you have any dirty little secrets you wanna share?god, you're not demanding much, are you? haha, uh, why would i tell you? okay, okay, hey look, i'll tell you one. just go and cover your ears. no, go on. keep them covered. okay, okay, so i might possibly, possibly, possibly like lacey, who is like..our wardrobe girl, i think that's what you'd call them...right? and by that, i might possibly love her, which is stupid and fucked up and i don't do this sort of thing, haha...okay, you can uncover your ears now, haha.
ooh, that is deeeeeep. well this interview is almost done, do you have anything else you want to say?am i supposed to say something witty here? no? okay, okay, that's cool, then, not really. bye? haha.
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